You come to see me when you are ill
I hope I can find out what’s wrong
I check your heart, your ears, your throat,
And listen to both your lungs.
Please do not remove your shoes
Bad aromas may abound
If you do, well, we are through,
I may not come back around.
Stinky feet, stinky feet, Makes the ER not so sweet
Makes me feel like I’m gonna gack.
Stinky feet, stinky feet, makes me useless, obsolete
I’ll wanna leave and never come back.
I can’t tell you why you feel sick
Maybe it’s something you smell
Could be your feet are making you ill
Aromas from the pits of hell.
So, if you have a rap for smelly feet
I won’t let you take off your shoes
Don’t even try, you won’t get by
With your stinky feet, stinky feet blues!